I was gonna wait until Freaky Friday came along, but I just couldn’t resist posting this. This is an actual pin-up calendar that Japanese computer display company EIZO sent out to doctors. They were trying to promote their new high-end medical imaging high precision displays for the examination and diagnosis of radio-graphs. I died laughin’ when I saw this.
MARCH
NOVEMBER
Just imagine walkin’ into your doctors office and this shit was hangin’ on the wall… with appointments written in… vacation time circled… his daughter’s recital penciled in… #hilarious
Tantric Sex as I briefly said is the merging of the two energies of the man and the woman. Personally, I feel the only way to gain that extra ummph you want with your sexual expereince you have to connect with them. Not saying that you need to love them and all of that but connect. They need to feel at ease and you need to feel at ease, unless of course its just a fucking thing then bang away! Before, I start let me say that I hope the volume on the video is cool if not I apologize and I will never do it again lol!
The main key to Tantra during sex is the joining the two partners by making them one in a way. It is also made to intesify the orgasm and through intertwining the energies prolong the sex session it self. There is an entire list of things that you can do to begin this journey into Tantra and the art of lovemaking but in short it involves 2 things: Breathing and Male and female ejaculation control.
Breathing
When you learn how to breathe with your partner you sync up your bodies and mentalities. As we all know breathing all starts slowly, then speeds up until it is just a pant. We also have all been in the situation where our partners are at their pant and going hard and we are looking like whoa whoa slow down there!!! This is where Tantric Breathing comes into play try and master this:
With your next session, keep it with slow, long, deep breaths. You do not have to necessarily keep your strokes that same way but try and keep your breaths at a steady pace.
Once you both have that together try and entangle your breathing, so the male breaths in, the female breaths out then vice versa. This makes the connection deeper. Remember to keep them steady no matter the actions and when you feel the sessions getting wilder take notes of breathing.
Once you have reached that limit where you cannot turn back and either one of you (hopefully both) are about to cum you switch your alternate breathing to one. Get close to her/him and breath just as they are match them breath for breath, action for action.
(This may take a while to perfect but very well worth it!!!!!)
Male and Female Ejaculation Control
The portions of sex that are the most rewarding yet the most draining is of course the orgasm but for the male it is more the ejaculation it self. Tantra forces you to control that portions on both sides
For male ejaculation, they offer three exercises to tame that. The first is a topic I have touched on which is the PC muscles(kegels). Strenghten those muscles and it will mean wonders fellas!! Now, I know that sometimes you can’t control it because it feels just the good that is where you try this:
Testes Tug- When you feel your orgasm coming closer to before you erupt tug lightly or I would suggest having your partner tug lightly on your balls downward. It will subside the ejaculation and at the same time her hands grazing your balls also adds more excitement.
Penis Tip Squeeze- Another exercise to try is when you feel yourself about to cum squeeze the tip of your dick with pressure between the head tip and beginning of the shaft.
With both of these exercises you will still be able to orgasm if you would like to but wont ejaculation keeping you hard and making the time you do finally bust CRAZY!!!!!!
*Remember both men and women should contract their PC muscles 25 times in a row at least once a day holding 1-2 seconds each time.
This is Book Ends, variation of the missionary, this position does not have a great penetration depth but draws you to closer and if you mix the breathing with each in thrust it builds things quickly.
The lotus is a classic in the Kama Sutra collection and continues even as the art is Americanized. The Indian style seating of the male and the squating of the women provides a wonderful penetration and you are fully able to hold each other, kiss and for males kiss and lick all over her breasts.
The Viennese Oyster is wonderful for the flexible, it totally exposes the female and for those who love their man to be in control it gives them that opportunity. DONT TRY IF YOU ARE NOT FLEXIBLE CAUSE YOU WILL HURT YOURSELF AND RUIN THE ENTIRE SESSION!!!!
With the Armchair remember fellas to help her while she is thrusting and try to take as much pressure as you can off of her arms so that you both can enjoy this position for a solid length of time.
Courtesy of SexInfo101.com.
The Sybian is perfect for women who may not have the strength in their legs to perform the sqautting positions of women on top and provide a stable base for all women who love to ride their men til they cant take it anymore. The sybian also has a reverse position for all the fellas who like the back view.
The exotics should all be used toward the ending of the session because it gives the ability to let go and each one is set up to give both parties great penetration which causes for wonderful orgasms!!!!
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Really hope you guys enjoyed the new layout, let me know if i should trash it or do something new like hearing from the fans sorry if the volume is low again maybe try headphone lol!!! Next Weekk Fam!!!
Yea Family you read the title correctly this is Seductive Saturday, missed the deadline for Freaky Friday but is that going to stop me? uhhhh no!!! I am still going to bring you guys that sexy, freaky, and down right wild post that we all have come to love. Now as we know the summer is coming and there is going to be a lot of skin being shown, tons of liquor flowing and plenty of people hooking up because of it so its my job to deliver ways to make any hot day that much hotter! This is usually around the time where I go “hmmmm” in an effort to “think: of what I will talk about but I do not need that this time because I have every single topic that I wanted to touch on today.
Now, in efforts to get to the main event there is usually an absence of seduction and passion in the beginning stages of sex. I have touched on the foreplay before and I will add a few more tips here but this is more about raising the sexual senses before touch. This is about causing passion, this is about having your partner ready to feel you mentally to the point that every touch there after only heightens the sexual experience!!
YourAddiction presents……………………….
Sultry Steps to Seduce and Spice up Summer Sex Session
With most things sight is the first thing that you aim at in order to ignite the senses, with sex the same thing applies but it starts before the first glimpse of your partner so try this:
Ladies- During the day send your man a quick picture of yourself looking good. Don’t have to be an x-rated picture at all but something that makes his mind wander. Maybe a quick pic of your lips, or a quick pic of your cleavage, o better yet for all of you ladies that have great sets of legs or nice thighs, send him a pic of them from ankle up stopping around the thigh with a message that reads “see more later” or “coming to a bedroom near you”. Seems corny but believe me he will smile and would not be able to help thinking about it.*For my thrill seekers: Take a more “revealing” picture at an earlier time and then in the middle of the day while the both of you are at work send it!
Fellas- Because women are not driven by visual stimulation (and because the average dude body is not her dream) you have to try a different method. This is what you do. Most magazines and books would say send her a naughty text (for #teamblackberry bbm) but depending on her day that could come at the wrong time instead send her a text that tells her to check her email, before you do that send her an email that only says Hi! She will smile at the idea that you lost your cool and sent the corny email even if its followed by a sigh or eye roll. 9 out of 10 times she will respond hi. Tell her to check her email again right away or even later in the day this time in the subject put “if you were here right now, I would………….” but leave the message body empty. She will prolly either ask what you would do or tell you that the message was blank either way assure here that you will fill all blanks in the next time that she is around you.
OK, this next one is strictly for the ladies!!! What I have come to find out (especially from searching the web) is that most women, especially women of color, seem to stray away from the #1 seduction method and that is the lingerie!! Your man loves to see you naked believe me but that added sensation of seeing his woman dressed up in lace, silk, etc. does wonders for his libido and even more for you once he finally gets his hands on you. Pick any of the top lingerie styles, teddies, garters with stockings, or baby dolls(my personal fave) and match them with steamy pair of high heels and his jaw will drop!! I promise!!! Below are some examples(sorry for the lack of color but like I said not too many women of color wear them so they don’t market it to them):
There are a tons more to choose from and can be pretty much purchased anywhere on the web just go look find a color that you like and that accentuates all of your curves and BOOM!!!!!
Sometimes, you do not want to spend tons of dollars to add spice to your foreplay, and that is possible for a more simple form of seduction, GO MAGIC CITY ON THE NIGGA!!!!!!!
Yep I said it!!! Ladies give your man a reason to tune into the bedroom and stay there!! Not everyone is blessed with stripper pole in the house but dammit that don’t mean that you can’t throw on some music and show your boo that the strippers are not the only ones that can bounce they ass and for damn sure not the only ones that can grind all over your dick(ask any girl from Chicago that has ever went hard at the club or house party)!!! Ladies sit your man down in a chair in your room, turn on that Janet Jackson song everyone loses their minds to(Would You Mind for all the children who never made a sex cd or sex playlist) and slowly but sure him take him to the brink of losing his mind; providing him with the lap dance of his life and of course HE CAN’T TOUCH!!!!
Back to the fellas. Since, obviously we are not dressing up nor giving our girls a strip show unless we were trying to make her laugh because that does not turn them on in the least. It just reminds them of the guy at the strip club or “girls night” that was picking women up and humping them with the crazy body that was probably gay!! Lmao!! So once you have your women home from work to run her a bubble bath!!! If she is a little bit (fun size) or you are just swole as hell carrying her to the tub and place her inside it. Bathe her from head to toe, don’t get into the tub, don’t fondle her, just wash her from head to toe, then dry her, then, lotion or oil her down. Don’t let her move a muscle and if done right by the time you are leaving from lotioning she will be wanting to feel more than just the lotion on her body.
Ok! I am going to leave you with those tips until maybe next time, maybe!!! I have more, more, more(hopefully some guy is hearing those words screamed later)!!! But for now…………………….
HOUSEHOLD ITEMS THAT CAN MAKE SEX COOL
No intro just read
Kitchen Towel and Plastic Bag:
Sex toy just for him: Roll up a towel. Place a plastic bag in the “tube” that the towel roll created. Fill the plastic bag with lubricant. Then place this homemade sex toy somewhere he can thrust freely into it.
Plastic Cup and Sponges:
To create a sex toy for a guy: Line a plastic cup with two thick kitchen sponges. Wet the sponges with warm water, and then lube up the space between the sponges, and he’s ready to go for it.
Frozen Food:
Check out your freezer, too, because ice can be nice for sexual thrills and chills for both of you. You can tease your lover by running a piece of ice along your lover’s chest, nipples, face, arms, thighs, and butt. Or if you want to be really adventurous, you can use a popsicle as a dildo. (Put a condom on it first.) It’ll give new meaning to the expression “deep freeze.” Just don’t leave it in for more than a few seconds, because sex organs can get freezer burn! Have fun with all the kinds of food you can think of. It will add zip and zest to your sex life. Saran Wrap:
Another kitchen trick: Use Saran Wrap in kinky ways. Wrap some around your breasts for a see-through strapless bra, and then wrap it around your crotch for a Saran Wrap G-string. It’s a fun easy way to create your own lingerie, and it’s easy to strip off, too.*DONT OD BECAUSE YOU WILL END UP LOOKING LIKE TOMMY DAVIDSON AND JAMIE FOXX ON BOOTY CALL!!!!!
Yes! I know that was hot, but wait there is more (said in Eddie Murphy as white guy in Coming to America Voice)………..
Now you know I had started showcasing certain sex toys, well in an effort to keep Freaky Friday Snewty, I went and found to special toys for all the fly ladies out there.
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Now im gonna end it around this time but I am going to leave with two things another helpful hint and a joke!
1. Tip
To add to the heat that is summer and the spice that should be in your bedroom, ladies try and put on a different type of show rather than the strip show I explained earlier. Have your man sit down and watch you pleasure yourself! Of course this takes a lot of confidence but believe it is well worth it! He will be so excited watching your hands slide across your body and how you react and scream to your own touch and the fact that he is still not able to touch you will make it that much more tempting. It will be best if you use your hands or a small vibrator don’t use this time to pull out the big dildo to work yourself over! And once you are done then you can ask for his assistance!!!
2. Joke
Good vs Bad sex.
Women are chatting in office.
Woman 1: I had sex last night, did you?
Woman 2: Yes.
Woman 1: Was it good?
Woman 2: No, it was a disaster… My husband came home, ate
his dinner in three minutes, got on top of me, finished having sex in
five minutes, rolled over and fell asleep in two minutes. How was yours?
Woman 1: Oh it was amazing! My husband came home and took
me out to a romantic dinner. After dinner we walked for an hour. When we
came home he lit the candles around the house and we had an hour of
foreplay. We then had an hour long session of fantastic sex and
afterwards talked for an hour. It was like a fairytale!
At the same time, their husbands are talking at work.
Husband 1: You wanted sex last night, how was it?
Husband 2: Great. I came home, dinner was on the table, I
ate, screwed my wife and fell asleep. It was great! What about you?
Husband 1: It was horrible. I came home, there’s no dinner
because they cut the electricity because I hadn’t paid the bill; so I
had to take my wife out to dinner which was so expensive that I didn’t
have money left for a cab. We had to walk home which took an hour – and
when we got home remember there was no electricity so I had to light
fucking candles all over the house! I was so angry that I couldn’t get
it up for an hour and then I couldn’t come for another hour. After I
finally did, I was so aggravated that I couldn’t fall asleep and my wife
was jabbering away for another hour!
I hope everyone enjoyed the special edition of Freaky Fridays and be back next week when I premier something special. Wink Wink!!! And as always whenever you looking for pleasure follow @SnewtyAddiction
Okay Okay, I know my ass has been missing on some Tevin Campbell shit but it’s really been a lot of shit going on, but thanks to some unfortunate news and adventures I have a lot more time at my hands. Now, that means that at some point if not a change there will be big problems but for now that means that you will get FREAKY FRIDAYS. So where should I go? Hmmmm????? I mean i have taken it to the outside sex, I have showed you guys on numerous occasions how to go down on your partners (hope you paid attention to that cause that is gold), I even let you guys take a look into others sex lives to see how they get down so what now????
Well one of my fave movies right now is Black Dynamite, if you have not seen it you need to, but in the movie there is a scene where Black Dynamite has sex with one of the female actresses and instead of showing the sex they show the Zodiac Sign Sex Positions in action which got me to thinking…………………………… maybe I should present this to the blogosphere and show the audience what their signs should bring to the sex table and which signs to look for if you have a sexual appetite so………………………………….. I Present………………………………….
A ZODIAC GUIDE TO WHAT YOU WANT IN THE BED
Now now, you guys may not know but me myself I am an Aries, the Fire sign and I already know and you have seen over the past few months what we bring to the table but to get all signs in perspective I have an attire guide to each sign and there “ways”
Zodiac Kamasutra
Sexual positions for Aries
Hot-blooded and demanding, powerful and sexy, Aries got used to be a leader in the bedroom and off-it. With such a drive he can win a universe (at least he thinks so). Aries knows where to create romantic mood and where to take more definite actions. First, try to read out some steamy love scene and share your intimate desires, though you won’t need to wait long. Aries is most probably ready for more. He will lay you on the back and kneel in front of you to be in full control of the situation, moving and pushing forcefully with the rhythm of his partner body. Aries adores when his lover scratches and bites his ears, screaming in ecstasy.
Sexual positions for Taurus
Taurus is very sensual and may easily subdue to your whims. Lying down on the back he will ask his partner to stand behind and massage his back. While he mounts her from the back, caressing her shoulders, breasts and belly. Taurus will penetrate you slowly, changing from deep slow penetration to increasing the speed and intensity of such movements. He doesn’t like to be hasty, you must be sure your Taurus will be slugging, savoring each stroke. Once he has trusted himself, he will give in to love making. Believe me, he is not a newbie in art of seduction. He knows how to please and his partner’s body is an endless exploration of sensitive spots.
Sexual positions for Gemini
Gemini is a joyful lover, who likes to tease and play. The best sex position for you is when you are lying side by side and face each other. After first penetration movements free your hands for touching each other. Mutual masturbation is best performed in this very position. Take your time and variegating the angle. Of course, Gemini strives for wide range of sensations- you want to smell, to see, to feel but most of all to hear those sweat and erotic words. His or her voice can arouse and make you shiver for just the seconds. Gemini would probably prefer to have sex in the garden than a cozy bedroom. Don’t forget that phone and cyber sex is most appealing to him, so start with it and you won’t regret the result.
Sexual positions for Cancer
The Lotus sex position is almost cut out of Cancer. When he is sitting cross-legged, his partner wraps his legs around his body. You will be moving in beat with slow and strong thrusting. In this position he can caress her buttocks and breasts and have the better embrace so that to feel his partner completely. If he is not quite aroused, try oral petting. Cancer is not shy to tell you all his fantasies and will fulfill your sexual dreams in its turn. Sex is where both partners should trust each other – that is Cancer’s motto. When you find mutual understanding, you may be sure to experience multiple orgasms with Cancer. He can be easily aroused by watching your excitement so think over a mirror ceiling.
Sexual positions for Leo
The rear entry position is a favorite for Leo, who adores showing off even in the bedroom. Deep penetration, when woman kneels and he is thrusting behind her and caressing her breasts, stroking her buttocks and teasing her clitoris can take you both on a high of erotic satisfaction. Hold on tightly, this sex position is not meant for a slow start. Besides, Leo is a vigorous lover and he won’t hesitate to grasp you and bring you to a stormy orgasm. Leo also likes petting being dressed up. The most exciting for him is the process of love making rather than the result. Leo is quite straightforward when it comes to talking about sex and he will expect the same from his partner.
Sexual positions for Virgo
Virgo is a lover of refined intimacy. She is fond of futton position when she lies on the edge of the bed and spreads her legs wide, while her partner kneels and can enter her or please her with cunnilingus. Virgo likes to submit that’s why this sex position is ideal for him as his partner can control the angle of penetration and the rhythm of thrusting. Many of them may even prefer to stimulate themselves rather than search for a partner. Another play Virgos adore is to resist-and-to-surrender until he could burst out in exploding orgasm. Virgo always knows what he wants and his partner can be sure he will be very persistent and methodic but don’t expect outburst of sexual fantasy.
Sexual positions for Libra
Libras are very romantic and don’t need a naked eroticism. They get excited feeling the intrigue of bedroom art. A missionary position may be the best suited for Libra. The most comfortable and common way is to enjoy love making, while caressing each other in the most intimate parts. Sex for him is not a session of acrobatic poses but more an art of sensual play. When he explores your innermost curves, gently touching your breasts and stroking you with the feather you are the only one he can think about. Foreplay is his strongest point. Nobody could be so tender and perceptive to your desires and bating his partner’s breath in utmost ecstasy.
Sexual positions for Scorpio
Hot-tempered Scorpio can the most insatiable lover among all Zodiac signs. His temperament is best revealed in Reverse Amazon position. He will lay his partner on his back and sit on the top facing his partner from behind. In this position his lover can stimulate his genitals while the top will be sliding along his body with breasts. Give in to Scorpio desires, he can just wear you out changing from oral stimulation to deep penetration. When he starts sexual play he likes to bite and pinch, enjoying your moaning and twisting about in pain and satisfaction. Scorpio can offer you bondage play, restraining you to the bed and playing with sensory devices. It’s better to stop, if you are not sure about his intentions, because once you are in his bed there is no way to escape from his charms.
Sexual positions for Sagittarius
Sagittarius is a wild lover, who gets pleasure from fast love. He may take you half way up the stairs or while you are cooking in the kitchen. Doggy style is one of the most favorite positions for him. Simultaneous stimulation of his genitals together with the frequent penetrations from behind is extremely attractive for Sagittarius. He always tries new positions and new scenery for making love. And what can be more delightful than his erotic massage. His fingers will run over your body, delicately touching and stimulating all your erogenous zones.
Sexual positions for Capricorn
He is meticulous when planning sex play. Sitting sex position, when both partners sit facing each other, he will be moving slowly like in a thrilling dance. Capricorn is proud of his sexual potential. In a sex marathon he is a long-distance runner and you shouldn’t hesitate his abilities as he will never stop until you get maximum satisfaction. In order to attune him to a right mood you need to create the most comfortable atmosphere. Capricorn will appreciate clean and cozy bearskin near the fire-place listening to the calm music and drinking an old vine.
Sexual positions for Aquarius
His attitude towards sex is rather intellectual. Aquarius may be carried away by foreplay, so that his partner even can achieve orgasm without penetration. While you gradually get excited, his actions become more ingenious and more persistent. The best position for him is a swimming like one, where he can lie on his back with his partner on top, her legs along his body. In this position she can control the pace, where she can more easily reach orgasm giving a gentle clitoral stimulation. His partner may also variegate the positioning of the legs, moving them apart and together. Though some of his experimentations may seem quite exotic, this Zodiac sign won’t ever make you feel the boredom.
Sexual positions for Pisces
Pisces are charming by nature. Their intuition can prompt them how to find his or her most sensitive parts. You may caress each other in a spoon sex position, where your bodies will fit each other in close contact. Lying on the sides, your Pisces man will penetrate from behind when you may easily relax and enjoy lazy and gentle lovemaking. He will stroke your body, and whisper delicate words while revealing to his partner all the pleasure he can experience with such a tender lover. Don’t be surprised if he will offer you to take a submissive part in your intimate play.
Now I am sure everyone went through the signs and picked theirs and their sex partners, and I hope you got a kick outta that. But wait their is more…………………
THE SEX SWING
(Evil Laugh) Yes Yes Yes, I have more and more for you guys and whenever you think that I have run drive I find a new way to surprise you guys so SURPRISE!!!!( now as everyone sees the pic, all the real freaks think to themselves,”ooooooo, I always wanted to try that”)
But yes this is the Sex Swing it adds a flare and a versatility to the bedroom for all!! Example, all woman no matter how much they admit or do admit it love and wait for that guy that can take them in the air and have their way with them, hence why women love football players and men with muscles (believe me it is not the aesthetic appeal cause everyone woman has had the strong, swole guy who dick game was weak as hell). Being lifted in the air especially during sexual intercourse or oral sex adds an entire new spin and pleasure to everything. With the sex swing it gives that same feel, but no one risk dropping their lovers. The swing suspends one lover or both in the air leaving the imaginations to drift as you float in the air for satisfaction. If this is something you missed out on or are on the fence about, for women imagine: you in the air legs spread while your partner is right between you swinging back and forth on his dick and with each movement you are closer to that orgasm. Men, imagine you having your women suspended in the air able to throw her back and forth however you want in whatever nature you want to work her just as you want. The best thing about the swing is that its a freakin swing so you can always role play with it and play Teacher and Schoolgirl!!!!!! Yessssssss!!!!!!
And now YourAddiction will tweak and present all of his readers with:
THE RECIPE TO THE PERFECT PUSSY SUNDAE
Yea, you read right and hey I am bound to do this when I am away for so long but you guys love it, it is getting warm outside and everyone loves ice cream and for the fellas I promise turning her to an sundae will make her next time going down on you wonderful because no black woman likes being out down and she will “show this nigga some shit since he trying to showout”
1 Can of Whipped Cream
3 Maraschino Cherries
2 Squirts of Chocolate Syrup( or Caramel Syrup)
White or Milk Chocolate Chips
(optional ) fruit pieces strawberries, cranberries, peaches, etc.
Ice Cream ( you pick the flavor)
A Good Pussy
Now that you have all of the ingredients here is what you do, the purpose of this is to please but still have a tastysundae. You always place the ice cream first in a traditional sundae but when you have pussy underneath that can wait. So what you do is you take all of the ingredients starting with whipped cream. All other items follow the whipped cream.
Once you have it all set remember, when you are eating a real sundae you either are eating the toppings and the ice cream or just the ice cream so when you are eating fellas never take a lick that does not include her pussy(unless you are purposely trying to tease her)! Use each swipe of your tongue to add something new so try one swipe with the whipped cream, then another grabbing a chocolate chip, then another, maybe some syrup. While you are feasting get her involved and trace a cherry from her navel to her mouth and you both enjoy it together, leading to a passionate kiss. (mmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!!!) after you have tasted every single flavor down below you add the ice cream now! The cold temp of the ice cream would add a special blend to the warmth of her tongue which makes her pleasure rises and your brownie points increase just the same. Take your time and add a scoop at a time while you do and hopefully before the 3rd scoop is able to be placed she has added her own special cream to the mix and wants more than just your tongue traveling around her pussy!
Okay I am going to fall back after that one and hope that everyone has a great weekend and keep it safe( condoms please please). And as always whenever you are looking for pleasure follow
I told you guys I was back and I told you guys that there were plenty more freaky days ahead. I hope everyone had a wonderfulValentine’s Day and I really hope that you used some of the tricks that I provided you men and women with, if not then you missed out some good loving and possibly a round of applause from your mate( luck for you Snewty.com has an archive so go back and check it out and make it Valentine’s Day every night)! For this week though, I wanted to start with build-up. A while back I was around a guy and he was randomly talking about how he be “having girls going crazy before I even stick my dick in”. As normal, whenever I am hearing a dude brag on his sex game I have to ear hustle to see what the hell they really on. This is what I heard(paraphrase just a bit):
(guy talkin)”I start with a massage ya dig, then i start like nibbling on her ear then, i slide my tongue in a bit, neck gotta kiss on her neck. I suck on those tities, and by that time she be grabbing all on me and shit ready for me to fuck her. And if I’m really trying to go hard I eat that pussy and then she really gonna be ready for this dick!)
Now ladies ladies, that look you have right now is how I felt inside but I couldn’t hurt the brother’s feelings so I just responded “Damn fareal, that shit work huh?” To which he responded “HELL YEAH” Lmdo(laugh my dick off)!!!!!!
Fellas, if this is your approach then please put down your beer, weed, phone, whatever and read this pronto………….EVERY WOMAN HAS BEEN ENDURING THESE SAME THINGS SINCE THEY STARTED HAVING SEX AND THE GREATER MAJORITY OF THOSE SAME WOMEN DO NOT LIKE HALF OF THESE THINGS MEN CONSTANTLY DUE TO THEM.
Now, a lot of what he says may work but you want your touch to be rememerable but yet you want each touch to heighten the sensation she is feeling making her want you more and making here not only wetter and more eager to have you inside of her. What I am going to do is give you a couple of places that you can base your foreplay session around to get her going along. Consider this the advanced map of her body.
HER HOT SPOTS REVEALED
When you go to areas that you do not know about you usually have some sort of map or guide to help you around right? Well consider this a “points of interest” for the female body……..
Of course we could start from the top and work our way down but this is 2010 fellas, so instead we are gonna start from the bottom and work our way to the top………
Feet- Now, most people are anti feet and I understand exactly why but the feet are known to extract sexual pheromones so you may want to suck it up in the name of pleasure. Try taking off your girls sock or heel(my favorite) and start by massaging her heel. Remember, start everything slowly and watch the pressure you place on her sensitive feet. After massaging her heel for a while, glide your hands around the rest of her foot up to her ankle, then lightly place a soft kiss on the top part of her foot( you can dodge the bottom fellas, lol). Continue lightly kissing around her foot then slide your tongue lightly across and around her ankle (The lighter you lick the heavier the sensation, so try and use just the tip of your tongue). If you dare, suck on her toes a bit, can be an extreme turn-on for most women so try it out!
With feet, there are also many women who are not into the whole foot play so you might want to ask before sucking on her feet because I wouldn’t want you to mess the mood up or freak her out then saying “YourAddicition said that you would like that”. Don’t need you ruining my cred cause you decided to treat your girls foot like a popsicle and she was not feeling it
*She is ticklish? Try this number…Take both of your hands and place just the very tips of your fingers on the sole of top half of her foot, then in a circular motion, glide your hands around her foot, you can use this motion to slide up her legs also.
As you use the maneuver above, follow your hands with the light licking of your tongue and stop right below her
Knee- There is nothing special about the knee, it bends and without it she couldn’t go down on you like a porn star does and doggy style would look crazy, but if you kiss behind her knee you will be connecting yourself with yet another hot spot on this road trip of your girl’s body. Try a kiss then another kiss then use your around the area til you find where she likes it.
*As with most of the tips her, remember it is all about being dynamic so don’t show her how focused you can be on certain areas, instead show her how much you pay attention and at the same time how good you are at multitasking. In this case as you kiss and lick the back of her knees, use your hands to graze your fingernails (fingertips) up and down her…..
Thighs- Yes boys, the thighs we all love them, they make everything look so damn good (sorry had a moment)! They are also a major piece to any foreplay puzzle. Use your hands to massage all around her thighs, soft as usual, and as you rub all around them use your mouth to seductively tease and massage her inner thighs with your tongue and lips. Kissing around her inner thigh will instantly have her going just make sure not to get too excited by her excitement and dive in her honey pot. Make her wait, no matter how much she asks, make her wait even reassure her that its all worth the wait( fellas if it is not worth the wait don’t say that or hint to it cause she will be pissed off later when it comes lmao)!
Now we move to her………….
Stomach- This is another area that is very similar to the feet it can either go very well or very bad due to the fact that she may or may not be ticklish. Try kissing and licking lightly first then if it seems to be a go. Take your tongue and trail around her belly button for a while, she will appreciate the detour you took.
Breasts- Here is where a lot of fellas lose tons of points. The breast are very sensitive to touch especially around the nipple area because of touch receptors. Pay close attention to her reactions and how she motions for you to squeeze, lick and suck her breasts and nipples. If you tune in enough and allow her to guide you it is very much possible for many women to have nipple orgasms (all the women readers eyes and ears perk up like “shit, nipple orgasms? I’m trying to see what that be like”)! But really it is possible the nipples and her pussy share the same “party line”
Before you move further up to complete your journey take another detour towards her….
Yea, I like Michelle Obama's arms
Hands & Arms- Odd but these areas are also very erogenous. The technique I describe earlier to use on her feet, try the same one along her hands and arms. Try kissing the little nook in between her arm behind her elbow! Then take her fingers and slide those inside her mouth (do not mimic actions that she would to your fingers because her actions mimic how she plans on doing your dick, instead flick your tongue around one of her fingers to give a vivid picture of what is in store for her clit)!
Now we move to the final portions which is the head areas……….
Lips- Of course these are for kissing but try not to dive right into the kiss or try ramming your tongue down her throat. Instead kiss her softly, or even try running your tongue lightly along her lips. Then go for a nice passionate kiss, still not too hard or forceful.
Neck- I will not explain to much of this area plenty of you guys should have this down but a few tips. Don’t suck guys that is 5th grade style and no grown person wants to have a hickey not cool by any means and instead of just focusing on her neck trying licking and kissing her collarbone!
*The neck and lips are great places to use ice cubes!
Ears- This is a hit or miss totally, so try certain actions out to see how she reacts to your touch and if there is no reaction one way to include the ears that always works is a whisper of something dirty or sweet to your girl while you are pleasing her.
*To add spice to this road trip what you should try fellas, is taking a feather or strawberry and going over all of these areas softly. The silky texture of the feather causes an even softer touch than your fingers can while the strawberry teases her because at some point you have to eat the fruit and we all know what taste very good with pussy….I mean strawberries!
Also, if you decide to lengthen the foreplay session add these two areas:
Back- Very sensitive and very receptive to touch so first use your hands to slide up and down her spine. Then, as you massage her back use your tongue to further entice and lengthen those strokes you are using to rub her back.
Buttocks- Don’t worry I am not about to go there (unless that is your cup of tea) but still pay attention to the cheeks. Squeeze them, maybe even a light smack or two or three or four. If you dare trail your tongue along her cheeks and watch how she shivers.
*If you decide to throw this into the session instead of just turning her around to finish or begin the sex, continue to lick down her legs teasing the area behind her knee and as she begins to wince, ease yourself onto your back and then flip her over onto your FACE!!!!! She will greatly appreciate your effort. But to end this Freaky Friday, we gonna get really freaky with a few new positions for you guys and ladies to try and love!!!!!!
And with that I am gone!!!! Thanks for tuning in yet again and I hope this weekend somebody gets it in and pulls off some of the moves i showed yall(try The Sitting Bull fellas!!!!) and as always……………..
Whenever you are seeking pleasure follow Your Addiction and you can find me @snewtyaddiction!!!!
Yes! Yes! Yes! Freaky Friday is back and boy have I missed you guys! Things have been coming full force around my way so I have not been able to successfully bring you guys that sexy, insightful, and wild readings you have come to love from me, but I am back to bring you guys what you been missing and just in time for Valentine’s Day and believe that since I left for so long I am going to claim this weekend(wink, don’t worry you will soon understand)
With the day of love right around the corner there will be plenty of people giving gifts to their mates in many different forms flowers, candy and even jewelry. For most men and women there will also be one activity that is spread across the world and that is sex, so I am here to make sure it is good and of course freaky!!!! So my gift to you all are a few gift ideas for your respective mates.
For women:
Fellas, I know that you all have planned dinners, bought gifts, and even scheduled spa visits (wink, wink) but after it is all over nothing shows how much you care like a bit a creativity. So try this……………
This little number here is called the Hot Heart Massager. Something new that i discovered is like the perfect toy for lovers looking to express their love especially through touch. The massage pack comes with a massage oil and booklet on various massaging techniques that you can use. The impressive thing about this is the feeling that you can create with the combination of the oil and the heat from the pack. PLUS ITS REUSABLE!!!! The heat itself usually last around 30min, so it is enough for a full session of massaging or if you want to get right to the action or get too excited 15 for preplay and 15 for the main event. (hey, not all guys can keep the composure lol)
*To add to the sensations that this massage pack brings purchase a warming or cooling massage gel to accompany it. There are plenty of these on the market with different flavors and are usually activated by your partner blowing on them. Try massaging your partner with the heat pack and using the warming gel on her down below. The heating caused by both items and the cool air around her will send shivers through her body and get you a few points for the extra effort!!!
For Men:
Ladies,this is a special occasion and although I am totally against women who give head on special occasions and do not incorporate it into the normal sex session, I understand that it happens so i bring this:
Doc Johnson’s Good Head! It is for both men and women but it was originally made for women who were not pleased with the taste of their men. I chose to suggest these because it adds flavor to the head you will give but specifically because of the mint flavor. Once before I introduced giving head to your man with the breath mints to add a wild and crazy sensation to every tongue flick and suck that you give him, but if you use the mint flavored Good Head when applied it actually tingles against his skin. Now that gives two sensations to which you can influence by stroking him while you work him with your mouth.
For a special treat to him try this: Once you have him nice and hard, take your thumb and pointer and wrapped them around the base of his dick, and squeeze hard. Before doing anything else, apply the Good Head Mint to the head of his dick only and use your mouth to tease just his tip. The tingling sensation plus the blood that is rushing to his head will have him squirming and that is wear you use your free hand to stroke him, try up and down and circular motions while still working the head and squeezing the base of his dick!
For those of you who are new to Freaky Friday I usually introduce a new toy for couples(ladies mostly without there men lmao) to try out. This week i decided to showcase another perfect for any guy to get his girl as an additional gift.
This little tool her is the infamous WaterWorks! This is actually a cleaning utensil that was made for women as a replacement to douching which is unhealthy. The surgical stainless steel that the tool is made of and the design of the water sprouting portion eliminates those hazardous elements of douching. As you can see fellas this is the is why I said this is an additional gift because getting this alone could raise an eyebrow at whether u are trying to show you care or tell her she needs to street sweep the downtown streets. ( Yea I used 90s terminology to describe pussy) The real reason that I suggested this item is because the water pressure that this thing emits even though it is used for cleaning gives a wonderful sensation to any women who uses and places it along the right places. It gives your lady the perfect shower in all senses of the word!
Well those were a few of my gift choices for this upcoming Valentine’s Day but believe there is more to come so stay tuned this weekend and like I never left whenever you are looking for pleasure or want to please follow
So I’m sure you have heard that the D.C, Maryland area is snowed in, as a result Youraddiction can’t post the Freaky Friday today.. but as soon as he shovels himself out..Snewty will have there Freaky Friday post.