Freaky Friday: Seductive Saturdays Special Edition

April 24th, 2010 | By YourAddiction

Yea Family you read the title correctly this is Seductive Saturday, missed the deadline for Freaky Friday but is that going to stop me? uhhhh no!!! I am still going to bring you guys that sexy, freaky, and down right wild post that we all have come to love. Now as we know the summer is coming and there is going to be a lot of skin being shown, tons of liquor flowing and plenty of people hooking up because of it so its my job to deliver ways to make any hot day that much hotter! This is usually around the time where I go “hmmmm” in an effort to “think: of what I will talk about but I do not need that this time because I have every single topic that I wanted to touch on today.

Now, in efforts to get to the main event there is usually an absence of seduction and passion in the beginning stages of sex. I have touched on the foreplay before and I will add a few more tips here but this is more about raising the sexual senses before touch. This is about causing passion, this is about having your partner ready to feel you mentally to the point that every touch there after only heightens the sexual experience!!

YourAddiction presents……………………….

Sultry Steps to Seduce and Spice up Summer Sex Session

• With most things sight is the first thing that you aim at in order to ignite the senses, with sex the same thing applies but it starts before the first glimpse of your partner so try this:
  

Ladies- During the day send your man a quick picture of yourself looking good. Don’t have to be an x-rated picture at all but something that makes his mind wander. Maybe a quick pic of your lips, or a quick pic of your cleavage, o better yet for all of you ladies that have great sets of legs or nice thighs, send him a pic of them from ankle up stopping around the thigh with a message that reads “see more later” or “coming to a bedroom near you”. Seems corny but believe me he will smile and would not be able to help thinking about it. *For my thrill seekers: Take a more “revealing” picture at an earlier time and then in the middle of the day while the both of you are at work send it!

Fellas- Because women are not driven by visual stimulation (and because the average dude body is not her dream) you have to try a different method. This is what you do. Most magazines and books would say send her a naughty text (for #teamblackberry bbm) but depending on her day that could come at the wrong time instead send her a text that tells her to check her email, before you do that send her an email that only says Hi! She will smile at the idea that you lost your cool and sent the corny email even if its followed by a sigh or eye roll. 9 out of 10 times she will respond hi. Tell her to check her email again right away or even later in the day this time in the subject put “if you were here right now, I would………….” but leave the message body empty. She will prolly either ask what you would do or tell you that the message was blank either way assure here that you will fill all blanks in the next time that she is around you.

• OK, this next one is strictly for the ladies!!! What I have come to find out (especially from searching the web) is that most women, especially women of color, seem to stray away from the #1 seduction method and that is the lingerie!! Your man loves to see you naked believe me but that added sensation of seeing his woman dressed up in lace, silk, etc. does wonders for his libido and even more for you once he finally gets his hands on you. Pick any of the top lingerie styles, teddies, garters with stockings, or baby dolls(my personal fave)  and  match them with steamy pair of high heels and his jaw will drop!! I promise!!! Below are some examples(sorry for the lack of color but like I said not too many women of color wear them so they don’t market it to them):

There are a tons more to choose from and can be pretty much purchased anywhere on the web just go look find a color that you like and that accentuates all of your curves and BOOM!!!!!

• Sometimes, you do not want to spend tons of dollars to add spice to your foreplay, and that is possible for a more simple form of seduction, GO MAGIC CITY ON THE NIGGA!!!!!!!

Yep I said it!!! Ladies give your man a reason to tune into the bedroom and stay there!! Not everyone is blessed with stripper pole in the house but dammit that don’t mean that you can’t throw on some music and show your boo that the strippers are not the only ones that can bounce they ass and for damn sure not the only ones that can grind all over your dick(ask any girl from Chicago that has ever went hard at the club or house party)!!! Ladies sit your man down in a chair in your room, turn on that Janet Jackson song everyone loses their minds to(Would You Mind for all the children who never made a sex cd or sex playlist) and slowly but sure him take him to the brink of  losing his mind; providing him with the lap dance of his life and of course HE CAN’T TOUCH!!!!

• Back to the fellas. Since, obviously we are not dressing up nor giving our girls a strip show unless we were trying to make her laugh because that does not turn them on in the least. It just reminds them of the guy at the strip club or “girls night” that was picking women up and humping them with the crazy body that was probably gay!! Lmao!! So once you have your women home from work to run her a bubble bath!!! If she is a little bit (fun size) or you are just swole as hell carrying her to the tub and place her inside it. Bathe her from head to toe, don’t get into the tub, don’t fondle her, just wash her from head to toe, then dry her, then, lotion or oil her down. Don’t let her move a muscle and if done right by the time you are leaving from lotioning she will be wanting to feel more than just the lotion on her body.

Ok! I am going to leave you with those tips until maybe next time, maybe!!! I have more, more, more(hopefully some guy is hearing those words screamed later)!!! But for now…………………….

HOUSEHOLD ITEMS THAT CAN MAKE SEX COOL

No intro just read

Kitchen Towel and Plastic Bag:
Sex toy just for him: Roll up a towel. Place a plastic bag in the “tube” that the towel roll created. Fill the plastic bag with lubricant. Then place this homemade sex toy somewhere he can thrust freely into it.

Plastic Cup and Sponges:
To create a sex toy for a guy: Line a plastic cup with two thick kitchen sponges. Wet the sponges with warm water, and then lube up the space between the sponges, and he’s ready to go for it.

Frozen Food:
Check out your freezer, too, because ice can be nice for sexual thrills and chills for both of you. You can tease your lover by running a piece of ice along your lover’s chest, nipples, face, arms, thighs, and butt. Or if you want to be really adventurous, you can use a popsicle as a dildo. (Put a condom on it first.) It’ll give new meaning to the expression “deep freeze.” Just don’t leave it in for more than a few seconds, because sex organs can get freezer burn! Have fun with all the kinds of food you can think of. It will add zip and zest to your sex life.

Saran Wrap:
Another kitchen trick: Use Saran Wrap in kinky ways. Wrap some around your breasts for a see-through strapless bra, and then wrap it around your crotch for a Saran Wrap G-string. It’s a fun easy way to create your own lingerie, and it’s easy to strip off, too.*DONT OD BECAUSE YOU WILL END UP LOOKING LIKE TOMMY DAVIDSON AND JAMIE FOXX ON BOOTY CALL!!!!!

Yes! I know that was hot, but wait there is more (said in Eddie Murphy as white guy in Coming to America Voice)………..

Now you know I had started showcasing certain sex toys, well in an effort to keep Freaky Friday Snewty, I went and found to special toys for all the fly ladies out there.

http://www.bootyparlor.com/liptrick.html

http://www.bootyparlor.com/touch-up.html

Hot right ladies!!!!!? The first is called Lipstick and the second is called Touch Up! They are both vibrators! Follow the links to purchase and read the features.

Now im gonna end it around this time but I am going to leave with two things another helpful hint and a joke!

1. Tip

To add to the heat that is summer and the spice that should be in your bedroom, ladies try and put on a different type of show rather than the strip show I explained earlier. Have your man sit down and watch you pleasure yourself! Of course this takes a lot of confidence but believe it is well worth it! He will be so excited watching your hands slide across your body and how you react and scream to your own touch and the fact that he is still not able to touch you will make it that much more tempting. It will be best if you use your hands or a small vibrator don’t use this time to pull out the big dildo to work yourself over! And once you are done then you can ask for his assistance!!!

2. Joke

Good vs Bad sex.
Women are chatting in office.
Woman 1: I had sex last night, did you?

Woman 2: Yes.
Woman 1: Was it good?
Woman 2: No, it was a disaster… My husband came home, ate
his dinner in three minutes, got on top of me, finished having sex in
five minutes, rolled over and fell asleep in two minutes. How was yours?

Woman 1: Oh it was amazing! My husband came home and took
me out to a romantic dinner. After dinner we walked for an hour. When we
came home he lit the candles around the house and we had an hour of
foreplay. We then had an hour long session of fantastic sex and
afterwards talked for an hour. It was like a fairytale!

At the same time, their husbands are talking at work.

Husband 1: You wanted sex last night, how was it?

Husband 2: Great. I came home, dinner was on the table, I
ate, screwed my wife and fell asleep. It was great! What about you?

Husband 1: It was horrible. I came home, there’s no dinner
because they cut the electricity because I hadn’t paid the bill; so I
had to take my wife out to dinner which was so expensive that I didn’t
have money left for a cab. We had to walk home which took an hour – and
when we got home remember there was no electricity so I had to light
fucking candles all over the house! I was so angry that I couldn’t get
it up for an hour and then I couldn’t come for another hour. After I
finally did, I was so aggravated that I couldn’t fall asleep and my wife
was jabbering away for another hour!

I hope everyone enjoyed the special edition of Freaky Fridays and be back next week when I premier something special. Wink Wink!!! And as always whenever you looking for pleasure follow @SnewtyAddiction

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