Freak Friday: The Sweetest Day Edition
October 16th, 2009 | By YourAddiction
Hello All, Hello All!!!!
Did you miss me? Of course you did! Well it has been two whole weeks without YourAddiction! Where have I been? Everywhere, but no where if you can feel me; but real talk been mad busy and have not been able to get around to posting on Fridays after work but here I am fully charged and ready to give you all of what you been missing in the Freaky World!
The last time we left off, I had the Reader’s Choice edition of Freaky Fridays and you all had a chance to see how others getting down in they bedrooms, rooftops, mother’s crib, and of course bars. The readers all made smile with each story, so hats off to all of those that submitted stories and for those of you that did not submit any guess what?From this point on the last weekend(Friday) of every month I am dubbing Reader’s Choice day so every month you will get a chance to show us all why you deserve the right to be called a Freak. Now even though I enjoyed the stories there was absence of fellas sharing their stories and that worries me because if the women are getting in they have to mates to do that right? I mean there were no masturbation stories(I would love to see some though lol), so where the hell are the men at!? Looking for yall next time. Now for the Re-Grand Presentation of Freaky Friday, the very first post since Snewty 2.0 has been launched.
For those of you know and for others who may not,Tomorrow, October 17th 2009, will be Sweetest Day. Sweetest Day is celebrated the 3rd Saturday of October, mostly in the Midwest area, and serves as a mini- valentine day. Although anyone who you care for can receive gifts on this day, Sweetest Day is suppose to be the male’s version of Valentine Day. Women have V-day and the men are suppose to have Sweetest Day. So I came up with a few gifts and treats for both to enjoy. (Evil Laugh)
How You Can be your Man’s Perfect Gift
Now I have gave you guys a few tips and tricks her and there but a perfect way to bring the freak out of anyone is taking them out of themselves. That is why so many people have so much fun on vacations because its a new world no one knows you and you are able to let go without anyone really caring cause who will ever see you again! Perfect way to do this in the same city behind closed doors is Role Play!
Yes, Yes, Yes, Role Play! We all have fantasies that we want to fulfill. We all have ideas that has crossed our minds while at work, out eating, in the doctors office, etc., so why not make them reality with the ones that you lay with? Im gonna give you a couple scenes that I am sure that any man would love and at the same time the ladies will be able to show there stuff and be someone different for a night!
Police Officer and the Arrestee
Now every guy has been sitting in his car and got pulled over and just hoped that the person that was pulling him over was a beautiful women who would only allow him to pass if you fucked the living hell out of either on the hood of her squad car or in the backseat of your car. So women make that happen! One day when you know he is gonna be home, walk into the room or catch him off guard in a sex officers uniform. Thigh high stocking, Mini Skirt, Button-up with a couple of buttons undone to show the goods and to make it interesting a badge, hat, and billy club. Order him against the wall for a “search” and take your time undressing him and fondling him talking dirty to him(reading him his rights). Then have him stand against that wall and give him the best blow job he has ever had, but dont let him touch you or pull away until you say so. You can either finish him off or get him to the point of eruption and then order him to fuck you hard until you and him both cum.
Masseuse and client
Now after any days work ladies you know how much a simple massage can make you feel and to be honest half the time that is all it takes to make any long work day better. So what if you were able to leave a hard days work and not only get a massage but was able to have an incredible orgasm! UHH DUHHH!! Of course! That’s where you come in ladies! You do not even need a costume for this ladies wrap a towel around that lovely body of yours and walk into the bedroom or living where he is chilling and ask or instruct him to lay down on the bed. Once you have him in there remove his clothing, leaving a towel over his lower half and begin a sensual massage. (To find areas to attack and perfect technique I could help you with but im here for the freakiness so you will have to look that up on your own) But make sure to have some oil around, not to thick and not to watery,KY has a lubricant/massage oil that works great(they better start writing me checks). If you really want to add some spice get a heating oil, it will cause a crazy sensation as you stroke him and then the air around him will cool him. But after massaging his entire body, reach under the towel and begin to massage his dick. Don’t just start stroking and jerking him off this is not high school that shit is about as cool as a guy trying to finger you crazy style in 2009. Start slow getting him rock hard then you can start stroking him and going faster. Remember to keep him lubricated, you can use the oil or if you want to add a freaky edge to it, use your saliva, I say this all the time and you may not like it but believe me it works. Just go ahead and spit on him in mixture with the oil him. He will show appreciation! Once you have him hard as diamond you can finish him with your hands or use your mouth to take him to that point. If you choose to use your hands here are some movements that will help:
SWITCH HITTER
Use both hands, alternating back and forth in a pattern you develop to offer him the most arousal. He will notice the difference. Don’t get into a routine where the strokes are dull, and noncommittal. Give it to him good. Get him to the point where he’s singing out, “I second that hand motion!”
DOUBLE WHAMMY
How about going double or nothing! Bring both well-lubricated hands down on his shaft. Some cocks are so big they require both hands. If your partner’s doesn’t, then use the other hand to caress and lightly flutter his balls, or tighten around the base of his shaft. If both hands fit along the length of the shaft, move then together, up and down, in the typical pumping motion. Pretend you’re holding a baseball bat and are about to score a grand slam. You can also vary the directions of your hands, one up, one down at the same time. There’s no doubt that two hands are better than one.
THE SHUTTLE COCK
Not many people have heard of the “shuttle cock,” but it’s one of the best. Take the penis in both hands, fingers lightly touching the sides of the shaft. In order to visualize the position, think of yourself holding a clarinet. Now flick the penis back and forth between your two hands by holding on to the loose skin of the shaft. Shuttling it back and forth in this manner may not seem incredibly thrilling to him at first, but pretty soon, as it builds up momentum, it will drive him out of his mind. Orgasms encountered via this method are sometimes messy, but always memorable.
THE TWO-TIMER
Tickle his balls with one hand while the other jerks him up and down.
THE PALM SWIRL
- Use your open palm to swirl around the head, the way your tongue would lick an ice cream cone. This sensitizes the head, and will make it get larger and turn (even more) red. Try reversing direction for a surprise.
TINY CIRCLES
- As in “The Palm Swirl”, use your open palm on his glans, but stop at each “hour of the clock”, and make circular motions with your open palm. This will make this part of the head EXTREMELY sensitive, so move to the next hour after a few circles.
THE RING
- Make a ring with your thumb and forefinger, and pump up and down with this ring. When you get to the top, close the ring, then make him squeeze his way in as you slide back down to the bottom.
THE DOOR KNOB
- Turn the head of his penis like a you’re trying to open a door knob coated with grease. It won’t turn, but he may flip. Now try turning the other way. Repeat.
THE SHAFT
- Stroke only his shaft, ignoring the head. You will notice it swelling and turning red. When it’s bright red and rock hard, use the Door Knob, the Palm Swirl, or the Perpetual Penetration.
3. Maid and Boss- This one is simple get a maid outfit or make one up. The best part of this one after or before fucking the hell of your boo, clean some shit up!!! Every guys favorite!(Told you dudes I still was gonna hold the niggas down!)
Alright that was the Role Play Choices. Am I done now yall know me way better than that? I got more!! Around this time the ladies are in much need of some classic positions that can set sex off the way it is suppose to be especially for such a special occasion.
Courtesy of SexInfo101.com.
This one here is called Lunges! It is sort of like the Asian cowgirl except instead of having your legs on the outside and you are squatting on him, you place one of your legs over his shoulder while he is laying down or as close to his shoulder and work him that way. Same motions as the Asian Cowgirl and you can use all the same on top riding variations. (Extreme difficulty get your workout in before trying)
The next one is called the Lap Dance and I wont even describe this one just check the animation!!!!
Courtesy of SexInfo101.com.
I am on a roll right so what can i possibly still have? Oh please I been missing for two weeks! I’m Reloaded(said in his best Reasonable Doubt Imitation)!
I have been bringing you guys some of the classic sex toys that provide the best results so let me continue
TANTALIZING TOYS
I have two this week the first is for both men and women it is more of a sexual massager. It is known as the Hitachi Magic Wand and it its rather expensive but very much worth the money! Deep tissue stimulation, has low and high speeds, a number of heads that you can interchange for different feelings and to make it even better after the guy is all relaxed he can lay his lady down and work her sweet spot until she screams.
Alright this next one is another female favorite in the sex toy world. It is called the Eroscillator! It is not like your typical vibrator that vibrates instead the motors are placed in the actual wand the stimulates which means the movements are made on its on rather than a vibrating toy that you yourself move. Second, only to maybe the Rabbit, but recommened by the great Dr. Ruth herself.
Ok Ladies, I can’t leave you all alone for two much long, so I am going to show your man two things to show his love for that beauty between your legs the ultimate “Happy Sweetest Day because I am nothing without you so I want you to enjoy it too”(fellas DO NOT SAY THIS SHIT TO HER, PLEASE ITS CORNY AND SHE KNOWS YOU GOT IT FROM SOMEWHERE OR ARE TRYING TO GET IN GOOD, JUST DO WHAT YOU SEE BELOW)
Riding the Face
Courtesy of SexInfo101.com.
Drive Thru
Courtesy of SexInfo101.com.
Licking the Flag Pole
Courtesy of SexInfo101.com.
Man, Maybe I am giving yall waaaaayyyy too much right now so im gonna fall back for now! Thank you to everyone that is out there supporting the Snewty Family! Find us all on twitter and watch as we act a fool there. Also, look around the new site and join as we get past the freaky talk and music and push to make a difference in our future….THE YOUTH!!!!
As Always
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