October 30th, 2009 | By YourAddiction
What is good all of my readers out there, before I kick this week off I must say some things! To my Snewty family(you all know who you are), I do apologize for my absence and I appreciate the patience and from here on out there will be no more disappearing and also my all of the readers I also apologize to you for pleasing you week in and week out and then lagging and not producing that tingle and excitement that we have all come to love on Fridays. I AM HERE NOW AND IT IS GOING DOWN!!!!.
As you can see by the title I decided to use the language of love to express that this was the second edition of Freaky Friday: Reader’s Choice. If you have not heard as of now, the last Friday of every Month, I will be be holding a Reader’s Choice edition of Freaky Friday, giving you my readers so show myself and the world that you have your own tales and tips of sexual greatness.
If by some miraculous chance you missed the Reader’s Choice for September(shame on you, smh!) but dont worry I will be reposting that shit on this site so everyone can relive it! To tease you just a little bit this is what went down:
“to be honest i really don’t know what he was doing cause the nigga never came up for some air he was like the bionic pussy eater or something this was the first n only time i squirted while getting my pussy eaten his tongue was working the hell outta my shit till the point my legs start to shake and get weak the type of weak were it feel like you don’t have any legs type weak, I’m talking noodle LEGS!i knew i was about to cum cause it felt like i had to pee n he knew i was bout to cum cause a bitch start moaning real loud so he started to move that tongue real fast and before i knew old faithful happen … and to me this shit nasty and freaky you know how you at a water fountain in you put you face it the water too cool if off THAT’S WHAT HE DID”
YEA!!! You see it and thats all you gonna get! So revisit soon to check it out! But this week, I am back on it or should I say my readers are back at it lets start with this one my people:
I went to a friends house for a get together, and it turned out that my current sex buddy was there. We both tried to play it cool, but the more we drank, the more we stared to flirt with each other. By the end of the night it was pretty much a wrap and I knew that we were going to go home together. So by the time we were actually leaving ( it was like 4 am) and driving home we were both completely wasted, and although i know drinking and driving is VERY bad, this was one of the sexiest moments I had in my life. While driving home i decided to take the streets, because I knew how drunk I was, but this also made the trip even longer than usual. I could not wait to get him home so i could fuck the shit out of him, so while driving i started to stroke him off through his pants. At the next stoplight i then took his dick out so that I could really go at it. Next, at each stoplight, I would lean over and actually gave him head, while having my foot on the brake, until he told me the light turned green again. I wasn’t giving the lil cutesy kind of head either, but was really going in on this nigga slurping, sucking, the whole 9. It was kinda OD at this point because the sun was definitely starting to come up and the early risers were out on the street driving to work, so I KNOW that some of the pick-up truck/SUV drivers got a front row view of the action. I would also see some drivers have a look of confusion when my car, which seemingly had no one in the drivers seat, all of a sudden have a driver pop up out of nowhere whenever the lights turned green. Of course this was driving him crazy, so he started to finger me during the entire ride. So basically for the next 6 miles home I was giving him head at every stop light and he was continuously fingering me while I was driving- On top of being drunk as hell. I had to concentrate like nobody’s business just so I would make it home safely,. Luckily we made it home in one piece where he proceeded to bang me out on the couch and on the kitchen counter- because all that tension we built on the car ride had to be released! After a while, I started to hear my roommate rattle around the apt,getting ready for work, because it was clearly 6 am by this time, so we moved it to the bedroom (she later told me that she heard us freakin in the front, and tried to purposely make noise so we would catch a hint and move- lol!) Although this was def one of the most dangerous things I’ve ever done- it was def. one of the sexiest and I would def recommend others try it– sober of course!
Yes!!! Yes!!! Yes!!! I mean yall already know, I am a fan of this shit(maybe not the drunk driving part). I mean this shit is wild wild 100s fareal! Like not only was shawty going in with the head but she was driving drunk, fuckumean thats mutlitasking! LMAO!!!! What more can you say? Oh yea then dude made breakfast out of her pussy on her kitchen counter, get em boi!!!…………………NEXT:
The importance of public sex
Once you’ve reached a certain level of freakiness you have to do certain things to revitalize your senses. There’s nothing that works better than a more than personal public encounter. The thrill of being pleased mixed with the rush of getting caught can the exhibitionist males harder than any viagra pill and females wetter than any exctasy (not promoting exctacy at all).
So here’s a recent story of me and a female that will remain nameless so i’ll give her a common name… Ashley. Ashley and I were communicating via texts and she missed the sex encounters so much that she could voice them freely. Sending me messages that took me from 6 to 12 instantly like (toned down) her saying she missed tasting me (lol 
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So I met up with her to see her real quick about 4:30 at night. We’re in the car talking and we decide to go get some grub. Driving there she pulls out the soldier in all of his glory and begans to feast. Showing she missed it better than any words could explain. So much tho that I pulled to the side of the road in fear for our lives. Ashley wanted every drop and she got what she wanted.
Then after continuing to make out she climbed into the back seat and I walked out and into the back with her. Slide off her pants and underwear because they were unnecessary and when down to see if I was missed, and boy was I missed. There was nothing sexier than feeling Ashley soaking wet from tasting me. I returned the favor and made sure she came, going nonstop enjoying… Even as she said oh shit someone walked by. I wasn’t stopping because someone walked by the car and double taked not believing what they saw, believe it dude and keep it moving. I was focused didn’t even miss a tongue stroke. I wasn’t stopping until she gave me what I wanted and of course she did, thanx Ashley.
Yall say I go hard huh well clearly I am not the only one(even though I go harder)! They pulled over to freak it out, yea I know no big deal but then they kept the show popping even once they knew that nigs were watching! I likey!! I also am appreciating the tongue action that is going on so far in Freaky Fridays, the readers are getting the idea!!!! lol
Ok these next two are not personal experiences or maybe they are but the are written in erotic fashion. If you appreciate writing you gonna love these and if you appreciate raunchiness you really will love these:
His lips are thick and soft
His eyes are deep and piercing.
His hands are large and strong
His dick is hard and hungry.
I have not seen him for many years. But as our eyes met, it was as if no time had passed. The mood is set, the club is packed. I’m drinking anything I can get my hands on to distract me from him. I’m dancing as if tomorrow is the end. The end of life itself. Or at least life without him.
Dance with me, talk to me, kiss me, love me, fuck me. Anything, please I’ll take anything. Just acknowledge my existence. Admire my hips. Their moving for you. Undulating to the beat in an attempt to hypnotize you. To tantalize you. But, I still found myself on the dance floor with out him. He doesn’t see me.
It’s such a long and arduous walk to the washroom in these stilettos. I’m instantly thrown against the wall. My face is pressed against a door. I feel my skirt being lifted. I try to scream, but my mouth is muffled. As usual I’m not wearing any underwear. So the assailant has easy access. My heart is pounding, my arms are flaling. Fingers inside of me, penetrating me, taking me. I’m crying and screaming but my pussy is getting wetter with each thrust. (I LIKE IT)
He kisses my neck and whispers my name in my ear. It’s him, my long lost love. He turns me around and kisses me deeply. Tears mingle with our tongues. I look deep into his eyes and slap him. Before I knew it, he was inside of me. Filling me with hope for tomorrow. Filling me with love, desire, and soon cum. I squeezed my muscles to hold it all in. To savour every inch of you. Every seed from you. I want it. I want all of you. But as soon as you finish the music stops. We leave the club and go back to our separate lives. Loving each other from afar.
and two:
I can’t sleep without a drink. I have to taste her mango margarita. There is no dinner, no movie, no love and no hate. Just promise me that you’ll ride my face nightly. I love to see her perfect ass in pink boy shorts, black stilettos and a smile. Chrissy walks in with an attitude. I kiss her cocoa lips but she rolls her eyes. Little does she know, I don’t give a fuck as to why she has an attitude. I just need my nightly shot. I grab her by the throat and push her against the curtains. She’s grasping for breath as my grip gets tighter. So I kiss those cocoa lips again and she kisses me back. I relax my grip and run my tongue over the finger imprints on her neck.
Her dress is beautiful, but clothes are not allowed. I grab a pair of scissors and drag them down her chest. She cringes as I draw blood. I gently lap it up. Cutting off her dress quickly, I find those boy shorts. I kiss her panties and turn her around. Her ass has been waiting for my lips. It’s perfect, round hard and pink. I smack it until she yells out in pain. Then I kiss her cheeks that lead down to her waiting orifice.
I tell her to bend over and let me go to heaven. I kiss those sweet liquor laced pussy lips. She shivers when my warm tongue slides between her. I remove my tongue and bite her inner thigh. She yells out in pain. So I stick those pretty pink boy shorts to the back of her throat. I toss her on the bed and ravage that heavenly split. I’m ravenous, I can’t be stopped. As I feast brutally on her pussy, her body is sent into spasms. Chrissy’s thighs tighten around my head. So I grab her ankles and push her legs back as far as they’ll go. Diving into her abyss she cries out for more. My quick tongue writing rhymes on her juicy pulsating clit. I love this shit, I need this shit. I slide my tongue deep inside of her, and begin to tongue fuck her until she yells out that she’s cumming. She begins to fill my mouth with that mango margarita. I swallow her juices down. Lick her legs, ass, and pussy clean. Then send her home. At least until tomorrow…
Now!!!……………………………………………………………….Sorry, had to take a breather cause that last story had my head spinning and wanting Mango Margarita myself! But fellas, I know you can agree but whether you want a threesome, like lesbians or not this shit here went hard! And for the ladies, I mean don’t this just makes you think or better yet make you hate your man!! LMAO!!!!(I said it! Tell ur man to step it up call me for lessons!)
In many of weeks prior, we have discussed the art of teasing and the importance of foreplay and getting your lover ready for sex and I think this next story nails everything that I talk about:
Ever been teased until you came? Well, I have! And the sh*t was amazing!
Its true, I have been dubbed a “tease” in my lifetime. However, I, very gratefully, pass the title to another.
So here’s how it happened. My honey and I were out and about on the town and decided to dip out and head to the crib to get it in. The whole way there, I’m thinking… “I can’t wait for him to get it from the back, the side, and any other way he wants it.” So I keep looking at him smiling. He knows how I get down, so he’s on the same thing.
Needless to say, we get back to the tip and he goes, “I don’t have any condoms!”. Lol. I died a little inside but thought… “Its cool”. Teasing him will be sooo much better. So I get in the shower, he gets in the bed. Moments later, I come out smelling like heaven! Lol. Still dripping wet in a towel. =)
I dry off a bit. Put on my night tee. Climb up in the bed. Snuggle him reeeeeaaal close so he can smell me… Push my ass up against him, only to find this nigga flipped the script and had no underwear on! pressing up against him made his warm, stiff d*ck go straight between my legs and brush up against my clit! “Whooooo”.
It was on from there. I am very sensitive to touch, and he knows this. He starts by kissing me on my neck just behind my ear. Makes his way around my neck to my spot where he gets me to the point of damn near screaming! He continues to kiss me all the way down my body. Slow. Savoring every kiss on my skin. And I feel his soft lips pressed up against me and its orgasmic! He works his way down my torso and hovers over my clit like he bout to feast but instead, he goes for the crease. The bend where the hip an thigh meet. Whooooo! He continues to kiss and kiss. Slowly. Gently. Then he kisses up my inner thighs and kisses the back of my knees! Whooooo! Of course, I’m wetter than that thang by this point! And my entire body is awakened.
Then he dives in, head first (pun intended). And licks all of twice and I feel that, all too familiar, sensation. Starting from my clit and radiating outward Whoooo-weeeee child! I came and he just kept feasting! He got off the edge of the bed and pulled me closer! Frenchin my clit as he fingered me. Then as he licked, he stuck 2 fingers in and started a vibration motion and all I could do was yell, “aaahhh” and try to take it! I came again! And he lick and licked til I couldn’t take it anymore! I had to jump up! Lol!
With every muscle tensed an on edge, he climbed up and kissed down my back… I came again….
Now ladies, even though your man may have that dick game that makes your toes curls and want to hide from your bestest of girlfriends can he do this without even giving you the peen(penis slang for those who didnt know)? I can only smile reading this cause you can sense the excitement in the reader’s(writer’s) voice, she prolly got all wet again just writing whooooooaaaa!!!!
Where can I go next? Here:
1 day I got a random text from a friend of a friend at midnight. I don’t remember exchanging numbers with her but I didn’t really care because I was interested anyway. You know how this goes, one “harmless” text becomes flirting on the reggie, which becomes we need to bust a move. That’s when the all out freaky texts are flying everyday.
I knew she was a freak. It was just a vibe she gave off to me but luckily it was only we were alone. She has a school teacher look to some, so guys probably don’t expect it. She never bragged but when the subject of sex came up, she had supreme confidence without having to say “I got that Pa-Yow” like some ladies do!!! We eventually get to the crib and after all the conversing and laughing and all that shit, I carry her to the room. This is the start of a heavyweight title fight with a hell of a finish
Round 1: Work the Body
I start with kisses to her entire body. Her lips, neck, breast (the entire breast including curves underneath). She was very sensitive and she responded as such. I moved to the curves of her waste, turned her over and made my way up her back to the back of her neck. This was her most sensitive area so I took extra care.
Round 2: Accurate blows
Now I it’s time to get in the thick of things. I kissed her thighs and behind her knee and worked my way back down, making sure I covered her entire inner thighs. She was definitely warmed up evade as soon as my tongue hit her clitoris, she gasp. That’s when I went HAM!!! Just know that I don’t mind pleasing a woman in any way.
Round 3: Hook shots
At this point I want to get it in LITERALLY!!! So I turn her around and pulled her up to hit from behind (she later told me she liked to be pulled and forced… Know the woman Fellas). I’m feeling myself at this point, stroke game pumping my head up. She wasn’t shy with her screams either so I was feeling myself even more. She had that comeback too and believe I’ve made late night trips to her crib since this day because of it.
Round 4: Haymaker to the Head
In the midst of getting it in, I feel her get even wetter and warmer than be4 and I knew what it was instantly: Rubber broke. If it gets that good, that fast, that’s usually it. (Note: lube is your friends…buy some). We take a small break and while chilling I figure I might as well get some head to get me rock and get her warmed up again efore i throw on the next 1. She starts out kissing down my chest and when she gets to my dick she sits up and ask
Her: “Are u ready?”
Me laughing: “Yeah”
Her: I just wanna make sure. I don’t want u to say I didn’t warn u.”
I looked at her and knew she was serious and all I could do was laugh and say “Yeah” again. I know she real confident right now but I don’t have anything to worry about. *Charlie Murphy voice* “WRONG!!!! That’s *********”.
She teased me at first grazing the tip with her lips and tongue. That got my blood flowing. She kissed and licked up and down the shaft, my inner thighs, balls in mouth the whole 9( no way to say that cleaner). The whole time her hand never left my dick or the vicinity. By the time she started deepthroating I was like “Aaawww shit, what have I got myself into.” The spit was thick, plus she used her hands and switched what she was doing with them at all the right times. Then she focused on the top and twisted her tongue around it in a way I had never felt be4. IT FELT LIKE SHE HAD ANOTHER HAND IN HER MOUTH!!!!
I couldn’t hold it any more and this point and I came hard. The entire time she kept going, stroking me like she wanted to pull it out a nigga. I didn’t push her off or run but I can’t lie I squirmed a lil bit and sat up. She just kept going.
T.K.O… I was done. She laughed and said
“I asked were you ready… I could have had more spit though”. At that point I felt like Jigga… It was the return of the real… The Death of Auto-tune!!!! Cheers to my girl D.O.A.
THIS CHICK WENT CLEAN THE FUCK IN!!!!! Ladies, this the entry you read and turn your head like I can do that shit or laugh like “get his ass girl!” This is great! I mean dude obviously lost his fuckin cool but I still fuck wit him cause he didnt run he kept all the shit inside but you know that he was prolly ready to jump out his skin like the chick from Paranormal Activity(I had to sorry!!) But my dude you better make sure to keep her around cause this is special(the head that is lmao, you know its funny)
Ok, now I know there are usually a lot of stories to be told but I received an actual question from a listener, I actually got it a while ago but have been sitting on it til this Reader’s Choice, so to this reader dont think I forgot about you and thanks for tuning in: Here it goes:
Soooo b4 i get n 2 my question, imma set up the scenario (short version of course) 1st……
Me n this guy was chillin havin general convo about different things and we got on the subject of flirtint. 2 make a long story short, he told me that im not sexy because i dont flirt. HOWEVER, little does he know i do flirt, just not w/ him lol. I dont have a real reason y i dont flirt w/ this particular guy, i just dont n neva really have…..well maybe its because i know i kinda got him “on the team” already so theres no real need 2 flirt w/ him…..Like i said i feel like i flirt w/ guys but then again maybe im not as good at it as i think…..So with that bein said…..what r some things (as a female) that i could do to show that im interested n a guy? OR whats the best way 2 flirt w/ a guy? Or just flirting tips n general.
Now I was not really sure how to answer this question because of course what I may like or think another male could think is irritating or may not fuck with at all but regardless this is what I think. First, whoever dude is there is no such thing as you not being sexy cause u dont flirt(makes no sense, they have nothing to do with each other). But if you are truly interested in a guy you should do one thing and that is TELL HIM!! It is really jus that simple and I mean that! As for ways to flirt or I guess get his eye here are a few ways that dont involve sluttin it out:
- Give him a little quick smirk(smile) or wink at times where he would not expect it.
- Depending on how close you are to the guy offer him a massage, I mean it gives him the chance to be close to you but can be done with absoultely no feelings or intentions.
- This one is usually rare occassion but I am from the Chi, so I have to take it here but get that nigga in the club and get to jukin I mean fast, slow, medium, just go in!(Chi Town Stand Up
I hope this helped out I really do, but I do think that you should just be upfront with the guy and tell him how you feel that is the way to go.
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, I was thinking of leaving this last one til next month but I can’t hold this any longer:
So, me and my girl has always been adventurous maybe me more than her but the fact that I enjoy it so much makes her enjoy and want to do things even more. I have no idea what got into me this one day but this is how it went down:
But we were hanging out as we usually do, sun was shinning and she had on this sexy little sundress that clung to her body like you wouldnt imagine and the whole day I had been watching the way her hips swayed from side to side and how the dress was cut just right in the front to showcase her breast. Yea needless to say my mouth had been watering all day thinking about what was going to happen as soon as I got her alone. Well, night began to fall but there was still a warm night air so we decided to take a walk. Now, the area had a very rural type feel so the scene was wonderful!
We continued to walk around holding hands and all of that but I still could not take my eyes or keep my mind off of her! I wanted and needed her! All while I thought this, the freak gods must have know what was on my mind cause a fountain pops out of nowhere. I guess we must have traveled into a park area and not noticed but I planned on taking advantage of this.
I grabbed my girl by her arm and pulled her into my mouth. I kissed her deeply and she responded, our hands were all over each other. The fountain behind us made our kiss cinematic but I was thinking more x-rated so I layed her down on the edge of the fountain. Of course, she was startled because there is water around(and her “hair was just done” ) but I reassured her everything was fine. As I kissed from her lips down she pulled me up asking what I was doing and that I could not do anything here. I placed a finger over her lips and quickly wrapped my lips around one of her nipples and for a second she calmed her nerves, the only sounds that escaped her mouth was sighs and moans until I begin to travel further down. She jumped up! NO! I looked at her with the sexiest look I could muster up and lick my lips, she blushed and smiled knowing that there was nothing that she could do to stop me at this point. Using my hands I pushed her back down, and slid her panties to the side.
I slid my tongue slowly across her pussy starting from the bottom up to her clit! She shivered and I responded by doing it again! I flicked my tongue back and forth across her lips until sliding my tongue inside her. I used my tongue to do all the things that I wanted my dick, curling it while inside to touch all her insides. I kept this up before sliding my tongue in and out of her waiting to feel her bucking. I removed my tongue and wrapped my lips around her clit, I sucked like crazy, hard then soft, fast then slow. I even used my tongue to tease the very tip while I sucked it! She began tensing up and I knew what i wanted was cumming. I slid two fingers inside her and used the classic come here motions to tease her G-spot. I moved my fingers faster and sucked harder humming to send vibrations through her pussy! It did not take too long before she let out a scream and shook through an orgasm, I kept going and then……….bushed begin to shake and we heard voices, WTF!!! We dipped! (we had to finish later on that night
WORD!!!!!!!!!! I mean thank you my niggas for going in on your ladies like fareal I mean thank you! Make me think that maybe it is hope for us!! That is all I can say, even though yall asses prolly had all types of mosquito bites and shit!!!! lmao!
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