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Wet Wednesday
:Climbs out of the grave: What is the deal people!!! I know, I know everyone wants to know, WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN? Well, I do not have an answer to that can explain the almost years absence; all I can say is Life is Crazy!! But never mind any of that I am back and to prove it I decided to start early and give you guys a WET Wednesday because Friday can’t be the only day you get it in when you trying to make a point. Just like make-up sex, you not going to just go once, no, you are going to either try to sweat her hair out to the point she is wearing a pony tail to work the next day or fall asleep trying to. (Fellas: the ladies prefer the first option don’t go to sleep without getting the job done)
Since this is my make-up sex to all the readers, (#pause for all the male readers), I have to make sure I touch every single one of your senses and just like sex you have to start with some foreplay. Everyone does it different some go right for some head, some start with kissing and heavy petting, and some say forget foreplay altogether, but if you are like me you like to take your time with foreplay and get your partner to the point of damn near spontaneously combustion before you begin sex. For those I have something special and fellas I am going to tell you right now that you owe me big time for this one!!!
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