Wet Wednesday

:Climbs out of the grave: What is the deal people!!! I know, I know everyone wants to know, WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN? Well, I do not have an answer to that can explain the almost years absence; all I can say is Life is Crazy!! But never mind any of that I am back and to prove it I decided to start early and give you guys a WET Wednesday because Friday can’t be the only day you get it in when you trying to make a point. Just like make-up sex, you not going to just go once, no, you are going to either try to sweat her hair out to the point she is wearing a pony tail to work the next day or fall asleep trying to. (Fellas: the ladies prefer the first option don’t go to sleep without getting the job done)

Since this is my make-up sex to all the readers, (#pause for all the male readers), I have to make sure I touch every single one of your senses and just like sex you have to start with some foreplay. Everyone does it different some go right for some head, some start with kissing and heavy petting, and some say forget foreplay altogether, but if you are like me you like to take your time with foreplay and get your partner to the point of damn near spontaneously combustion before you begin sex. For those I have something special and fellas I am going to tell you right now that you owe me big time for this one!!!

Time to Remove them clothes: YourAddiction’s Guide to the Strip Tease

Told you fellas!!! Ladies, when it comes to turning a man on there is nothing better than taking his fantasies no matter how nasty and turning them into real life. Of course, you do not have to try them all but some are worst the try and stripping for your man is one!! If it is one thing that every man enjoys it is watching women bodies, strip clubs, and chicks dance at the club; all the men that don’t only dislike those things because they ultimately won’t be fucking the women they are watching but that is what makes your strip tease special. Let’s Start

Setting

Ladies, let us start with the setting. It does not matter where you set this up at, matter fact using your imagination could make things interesting. Try these places: bedroom, living room, or kitchen. Try to stay away from the bedroom unless you have roommates, family, etc. Moving the tease away from the bedroom adds to the tease with him being that much more further from the bed itself and opens the court to get it poppin somewhere other than the bedroom (i.e. office desk, kitchen counter, while planking on the TV set). Either way, you need to have a comfortable place for him to sit. Once you have him sitting comfortably, dim the lights and it is time to move onto the next portion.

Music

The song you pic is so so important ladies!!! Let me repeat it is very very important!!!! I know that deep inside every woman, they wish that they could go ahead and make they ass clap and the pop on a headstand especially when you have travis porter bumpin in the background but this is not the time to test out those skills and for all of my chicago natives this is also not the time to use your juke skills. Slow everything down. You can still pull out some of your tricks just tone them all down and the songs you pick should showcase the mood. Use songs that you normally would have in your “freak” Itunes playlist. Get his mind thinking about sex before you even start, it will only add to the show you are about to put on for him. Everyone has their favorite songs that just make them want to get it in but I have taken the time to give you a few that both men and women like and will not only get him going but also make you think of all the naughty things you have planned and loosen you up a bit also.

1. Ciara- Ride It
2. Janet Jackson- Anytime, Anyplace
3. Janet Jackson- Would You Mind
4. Neyo- Mirror
5. Neyo- Say It
6. Chris Brown – Take You Down
7. Kwiet Storm – Lights Out, Candles Lit (chi-town stand up)
8. Rhianna – Skin (if you want a sexy but more upbeat song)

Attire

Here is where it can get a bit tricky, because as I touched on a while ago it takes a women a lot to step outside of her normal clothing and into a piece of lingerie. It is one thing for a woman to where something revealing in public and lingerie; in public she accentuates her high points but with lingerie it is all there in plain site. But women your man loves your body for what it is and it is nothing that can change that especially with the lights dimmed. Pick something that hugs all the rights parts of your body and at the same time reveal all your naughty areas. Some quick suggestions:

1. Take one of his Dress shirts, throw a tie, thigh highs and some sexy high heels on
2. Fish-Net suits (they wrap around your body like a body-suit does but the fishnet materials gives him the peek-a-boo effect.

Grand event: The Show

Now you have everything set it is time to put on a show. Before you even begin, let go of all of your inhibitions, if you are shy that’s fine, approach this show as a dance for your self. Get comfortable moving your hips and for a second just remove your guy from the room. It is just you, touch your body, let your hands mimic how you want him to touch you. The sight of you enjoying the dance or really into the show will make him go crazy. As you get more comfortable move closer to him, slowly! If you really want to add spice, get on all fours and slowly crawl towards him. He gets a full view of your ass and by the time you get close to him your head conveniently will be close to his johnson. Don’t go for the kill yet make him wait. Add rules like you can touch him but he cant touch you, tie his hands down. If he breaks the rules make him wait longer til he can have you. If he disregards the rules and just takes over, still a win but the object is to make him wait. lol!

Let him see your body from different views, bend over, show him side views, throw your leg on his shoulders. Think about all the videos you seen on strippers and give him that exact show. Sit in his lap and show him why your lap dances are better than any stripper. Begin to let his hands roam and when you are ready with him still seated, stay in control and take him in your mouth or go right to work and slide him inside you for the ride of his life!!!!

Well that is all for the strip tease session and I think you have the rest down by now, plus I have more coming this week. Until then try these out! Wink! Wink!

Courtesy of SexInfo101.com.

As you see this one is called the Lap Dance. The original has your legs on the floor but this is way more fun and you kneeling allows you to go deeper and puts an extra arch in your back for the ass view.

Courtesy of SexInfo101.com.

Did I say don’t try popping on a headstand? Well, I meant to say don’t try popping on a headstand unless your lips are wrapped around him and he is licking away. Not a position for a timely oral session because the blood can rush to your head and kill, but for a quick freaky move pull this one our the trick bag ladies, sure the both of you will love it!!

Alright, let me stop!! Look for more really soon, until then hit me up on twitter @snewtyaddiction and let me know how you liked the post. And as always…….

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