The Fine Art of Bongology

By Joe Klare
You can make bongs out of juice boxes, apples, paper coffee cups, a piggy bank, water coolers, matchboxes, and water bottles. Other pipes and pieces can be made from a traffic cone, a beer keg, a mini liquor bottle, a toy gun, a teapot, a drain pipe, and a garden watering can.
The easiest of the pieces is an aluminum foil pipe, the making of which is excerpted below from”Bongology.” It takes about two minutes to make.

“This pipe is not only incredibly easy to make but also discreet and small enough to fold away in your wallet. And, once created, it can be reused many times. All you need is some aluminum cooking foil and a pen. A great pipe for use when you are on the move, when time’s precious and you need a hit.

1) First tear off a square of aluminum foil measuring about 6 by 6 inches (15 by 15 cm).

2) Then take a standard cheap ballpoint pen and roll the foil around it to create a narrow pen-shaped tube.

3) Now slowly withdraw the pen and just before the end use it to form an upturn in the foil. This is where your weed will sit. Put the pen to one side, its job done.

4) Now fill your speedily crafted pipe bowl with a little of the green stuff, light it up, and puff away. This will be the simplest, yet most pleasurable, thing you’ve done all day.”